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Alright, so here’s the deal—I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’ about findin’ a prostitute, right? Like, what’s the vibe? I’m Larry David, neurotic as hell, and I’m goin’, “Ehhh, is this even worth it?” I mean, I loved *Brooklyn*—Saoirse Ronan, gorgeous, that 1950s charm, “A new world ahead!”—and here I am, picturin’ some dame on the street, but it’s not exactly Ellis Island, y’know? It’s more like, “Oh great, another transaction gone wrong!” Pretty, pretty good chance I’ll screw this up.

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Finally, I get in, and it’s cool. I’m learning about the history of the Zaan region, and it’s fascinating. But then, I see this exhibit about the industrial revolution, and I’m like, “Wow, this is kinda boring.” I mean, I get it, but can we spice it up a bit? Maybe throw in some explosions or something?

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