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So, erotic-massage—been around forever, right? Ancient Rome had it—gladiators gettin’ rubbed down, all slick and sweaty. Little known fact: they used olive oil, not some fancy lotion. Cheap, sexy, practical—love that! Makes me happy thinkin’ how simple it was. But today? Oh, it’s bougie—$200 an hour, scented candles, some chick named “Raven” whisperin’ about chakras. Pisses me off, honestly—overpriced nonsense! Keep it real, dahling, no capes, no fluff!

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But then, I step outside, and my umbrella flips inside out. I’m wrestling with it like it’s a wild animal. People are staring. I’m like, “Yeah, just your average day in Zuid-Scharwoude!” Finally, I give up and just walk in the rain. Who cares? I’m soaked, but it feels kinda liberating.

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