Avery Zuid Scharwoude Whore ❤️

About Utrecht

So, I’m thinkin bout this one time—years back, dive bar, sticky floors, neon buzzin like a fly tryna die. This chick, she’s workin the room, all hips and sly grins. Reminds me of Celine, ya know? That flick where they talk n walk, spillin guts without touchin. “Memory is a wonderful thing,” she’d say, but this gal, she ain’t got time for memory—she’s sellin the now. I’m watchin, sippin my bourbon, and she locks eyes. Boom. Heart kicks like a damn mule. I’m hooked, Clarice, hooked like a fish on a line.

Position of Zuid-Scharwoude on the map

Then, I start talking about Dutch history, and boom! Someone asks about the dikes. I mean, come on! I’m trying to be serious here, and they wanna talk about dikes? But then I remember, this is Zuid-Scharwoude. Dikes are kinda a big deal. So, I roll with it. I start explaining how they protect the land, and suddenly, I’m passionate. I’m waving my arms around, and the students are actually engaged! Who knew?

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