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About Groningen

I reckon it’s all about networking, innit? Like, you gotta know a geezer who knows a geezer. Bit like LinkedIn, but for shagging. “Synergy,” I’d call it—David Brent style. Found this one bird online once—dodgy site, pop-ups everywhere, nearly bricked me laptop. “You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain,” I muttered, clicking away. Nearly got a virus—computer kind, not the other. Laughed my arse off, though—ironic, eh? Me, the big man, sweating over a pop-up ad for “Busty Brenda.”

Hauptnavigation

Prostitution is legal in Germany and is regulated in the “Prostitute Protection Act” from KOK welcomes a liberal approach, since condemning prostitution and stigmatising sex workers has .

Man, what a day! Seriously, I’m still reeling from it. So, I wake up in my cozy little flat on de Kade, right? The sun’s shining, birds are chirping, and I’m like, “Today’s gonna be chill.” Spoiler alert: it was NOT chill.