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I love it, right—cos it’s chaos, it’s life, it’s *Tree of Life* shite—“The only way to be happy is to love.” Bollocks! She’s chargin’ me a shillin’ for a fumble, and I’m happy as a pig in muck! But then—THEN—she nicks me last coin while I’m half-cut, singin’ sea shanties. Made me so mad I coulda keeled over—bloody thief in a corset! Cacklin’ now, cos it’s funny—me, a sailor, outsmarted by a lass with more tattoos than teeth. Surprised me, though—thought I’d seen every trick, but nah, she’s a sly one.

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So, I had this lecture planned at the local school. You know, just your typical “Visiting Professor” gig. But when I got there, the kids were buzzing. They were all hyped up about something. Turns out, they had a surprise guest! A local artist named Jeroen. He’s a big deal here. I mean, his murals are all over Abcoude. I was like, “Dude, I’m just here to talk about boring stuff!” But the kids were all eyes and ears for him.

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