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But then, fuckin’ pimps, man – they piss me off. Beatin’ on ‘em, takin’ their cash. I’d whack ‘em all if I could. “What are we doing out here?” – that’s Carol talkin’, but I feel it too. Whores got dreams, same as us. Ever hear ‘bout that French whore, Mary somethin’? Middle Ages, banged her way to a castle – legit! Shocked the shit outta me. Smart cookie, playin’ kings like fiddles. Gotta admire that.

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Merely km from Schiphol Airport is a quaint medieval city (it’s believed the city dates to the year ), namely Appingedam, a beautiful hidden gem. The small city is pleasing to the eye .

First off, I head to the market on de Markt. You know, the one with all the cute stalls? I’m thinking fresh stroopwafels, maybe some cheese. But nah, I get there and it’s like a zoo. People everywhere, and I’m just trying to navigate through the crowd. I bump into this lady, and she spills her coffee all over my new shirt. Ugh! I’m like, “Really? It’s too early for this!”

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