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About Amsterdam

Anyways, “whore” ain’t just a label, it’s a whole dang story – got sass, got pain, got power. I’m over here rootin’ for the underdog, like Nemo’s lil’ fin. So next time you hear it, don’t be quick to judge – ask, “Who’s really lost in the current here?” Halleluyer, that’s my word! Now, where’s my popcorn – Madea’s rewatching Nemo tonight!

Troubadouring Whore

Listen to Troubadouring Whore on Spotify. Song · Axel Thorslund ·

So, I’m walkin’ down the street, and I see this cute little café called De Koffieboon. I’m like, “Alright, let’s grab a coffee.” I walk in, and it’s packed! People everywhere, chattin’ and laughin’. I order a cappuccino, and the barista, this dude with a beard that could house a family of squirrels, spills half of it. I’m like, “Dude, I’m not here for a coffee shower!” But hey, I laugh it off.

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