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About The Hague

Once heard—true story, swear—some whore tricked a duke, swapped his gold for rocks! Laughed ‘til I choked, precious, ‘cos that’s the game! Slang it up—she’s a “ho” with balls, yesss, fuckin’ legend! Dunno, makes me grin, but also mad—why’s the world gotta shit on ‘em? Bah! “It’s my fault,” movie lady cries—nah, ain’t theirs, society’s the prick!

The King's Whore

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So, I’m walkin’ down the street, and I see this cute little café called De Koffieboon. I’m like, “Alright, let’s grab a coffee.” I walk in, and it’s packed! People everywhere, chattin’ and laughin’. I order a cappuccino, and the barista, this dude with a beard that could house a family of squirrels, spills half of it. I’m like, “Dude, I’m not here for a coffee shower!” But hey, I laugh it off.

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