Claire Broek Op Langedijk Whore ❤️

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Loved how that movie showed the slow burn—whore’s the vibe nobody says out loud but everybody’s thinkin’. “What have you done?” they’d hiss, all dramatic. Me? I’d be like, “I’ve been slayin’, duh!” Whore’s my girl who takes the hits and keeps it 100. Once heard this story—some gal in Haneke’s village inspo got caught with a dude, and they shaved her head. Shaved it! I was shook—imagine me without my curls? Tragic.

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Then, outta nowhere, my phone buzzes. It’s my buddy, Jan. He’s like, “Dude, you won’t believe what just happened!” I’m thinking, “I can’t deal with this right now!” But I can’t help it. I pick up. Turns out, he just won a local fishing contest on de Woudweg. I’m like, “That’s awesome, man! But I’m in crisis mode here!”

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