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Weirdest thing—Victorian times, they hid ‘em in tea shops! Sip chai, sneak upstairs—boom, action! Surprised me, man, sneaky Brits! I’m like, “Whoa, far out!”—total Doc moment. Ever think bout the smell? Perfume, sweat, cheap booze—gross but kinda cool. Quirky thought: bet they had secret codes. Knock twice, say “pineapple”—in ya go! Hella funny imaginin’ that.

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First off, I hit the streets. I’m talking about the Hoofdstraat, where all the action is. Or, well, as much action as you can get in a small town. I’m strolling, coffee in hand, feeling all artsy and stuff. Then, bam! I trip over a bike. Like, who leaves their bike in the middle of the sidewalk? Ugh, so annoying!

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