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About Eindhoven

Now, lemme spill the tea—wisdom teeth ain’t wise at all. They’re like them troublemakin’ cousins who show up uninvited and crowd up yer whole darn trailer! I seen ‘em pushin’ other teeth around, makin’ a mess worse than Nemo’s dad frettin’ over his baby boy. Got me madder than a wet hen once—had this patient, sweet as pie, but her whore—wisdom teeth, I mean—were impacted somethin’ fierce. Took me two hours, sweatin’ like a sinner in church, to get ‘em out. “Fish are friends, not food,” I mumbled, but them teeth? Pure enemies!

10 x doodgewoon lekker in de Dapperbuurt

Lunchtime rolls around, and I hit up the Dappermarkt. Man, that place is a treasure trove! Fresh produce, street food, and the best falafel ever. I grab a wrap, and while I’m munching, I see this street performer on the corner of the Dapperstraat. He’s juggling flaming torches! Like, what?! I’m half-eating, half-watching, and I’m thinking, “This guy’s got guts.”

Business as usual in Amsterdam neighborhood after explosion at coffeeshop