Harper Eijsden Whore ❤️❤️

About Utrecht

Favorite bit tho—met this gal once, real talk, called herself “Whore-acle.” Swear to God, funniest shit ever—said she predicts your kinks for fifty bucks. Laughed my ass off, tipped her extra. She was real—raw, unfiltered, like Joe dancin’ through them neon streets. Little known fact: medieval whores had guilds—yep, unions! Badass, right? Organized as hell—makes me happy, that kinda hustle.

Geen peeshok

Eijsden Castle (Dutch: Kasteel Eijsden) lies between the Dutch Limburg village of Eiisden and the Belgian border; a structure dating from the 17th century, it is noted for being surrounded by a .

I walk up to the DJ, and he’s like, “Wanna join?” I’m like, “Dude, I’m on duty!” But then, I see everyone having a blast, and I can’t help but smile. I mean, life’s too short, right? So, I put my pie down and joined in for a bit.

Horror as romantic flight turns to tragedy