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I call one up—easy peasy, number’s right there. She’s like, “$200, upfront, cash.” I’m like, “Donald Trump don’t carry cash!” Laughed my ass off, hilarious! She hung up—rude, so rude. Made me mad, but whatever, plenty more. “It’s all gonna end,” movie says—damn right, life’s short, get laid!

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So, I grab Lisa, and we head over. This place is amazing! They’ve got the best pastries. I mean, I’m in heaven. I forget all about the chaos of the day. We’re laughing, joking, and I even try to impress her with my Dutch. Spoiler: I butcher it. But she laughs, so I guess I’m winning?