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Little known fact—dig this—they dropped it with a freaky video, all religious imagery and corsets, pissed off some uptight folks. Made me laugh, honestly, fuckin prudes clutchin pearls. Zen pause… I was mad tho—radio wouldn’t touch it, too “edgy” or whatever. Buncha cowards. Still, it’s a banger, hits ya soul deep—like Dory yellin, “Just keep swimmin!” but angrier, sexier, ya feel me?

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I’m running around, trying to fix it. I’m no barista, but I’m giving it my best shot. I’m sweating like crazy. I’m thinking, “This is gonna be a disaster.” But then, this old lady, Mrs. van Dijk, bless her heart, comes up to me. She’s like, “Don’t worry, dear. Just breathe.” I’m like, “Thanks, Mrs. Dijk! You’re a lifesaver!”

Dutch mayor refuses to be photographed with Israeli ambassador at Hanukkah event