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So, picture dis—I’m out, lookin’ fer action. Not da gym, nah, somethin’ spicier. Streets buzzin’, lights flashin’, I’m pumped! Gotta find a gal, ya know, one who’s in da game. Ain’t easy, tho—cops everywhere, shady dudes, it’s a jungle! I’m thinkin’, “I’ll be back,” if dis flops, but I’m motivated, baby! Gotta push it, like a bench press, full power!

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Then, outta nowhere, this old lady comes up to me. She’s got this wild hair, like a bird’s nest. She starts telling me about her cat, Momo. I’m like, “Lady, I’m just trying to build a shelf here.” But she goes on and on. I mean, I love cats, but c’mon!

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