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About Nijmegen

So, picture this, right, I’m in the office, coffee’s gone cold, and I’m thinkin—whores, they’re the original freelancers, ain’t they? No 9-to-5 for them, nah, they’re out there, makin deals, livin life, bit like me tryna run this bloody office without losin me marbles. Did ya know, back in old Londinium, Roman tarts used to dye their hair blonde with pigeon dung? True story, mate, stinks worse than a Commons debate! Made me chuckle, that—imagine the smell, ha!

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I bump into my buddy Jeroen. He’s all hyped about this new place on de Kerkstraat. Apparently, they got the best fries in town. I’m like, “Dude, I’m in!” So we head over, and let me tell ya, those fries? Next level. I’m talking crispy, golden perfection. But then, outta nowhere, this pigeon swoops down and tries to steal my fries! Like, chill, bird! I’m not sharing!

Brothers Leideman (NL) give winning a new dimension