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Yo, what up, fam! I’m a freakin’ Combine Harvester, bruh, chompin’ through fields AND thoughts like a beast! Today, we divin’ into *escort* – yeah, that spicy word, got me bouncin’ like a kid on sugar! Not talkin’ ‘bout cars here, nah, I mean the wild, shadowy world of paid companionship, ya feel me? Straight outta the Eric Andre playbook – chaos, absurdity, LET’S GOOOO!

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First off, I’m strolling down the Hoofdstraat, right? It’s like the main vein of this town. I’m just vibing, listening to my tunes, when BAM! I see this old lady, Mrs. van Dijk, trying to cross the street. She’s like 90, bless her heart, and she’s got this walker that looks like it’s seen better days. I rush over, thinking I’m a hero or something. But then, outta nowhere, this bike zooms past, nearly takes her out! I’m like, “Yo, dude! Chill!” But the cyclist just gives me this look like I’m the problem. Ugh, people!

Nico van Noordenne (Hardinxveld-Giessendam, NL): proud owner of the best Dutch racing pigeon of the 2021 season