Lydia Groot Ijsselmonde Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Now, here’s a tidbit most don’t know—whores in Lys, they’ve got this trick, see? They dye their bits with saffron—yellow as a Lannister’s arse! Swear it, saw it meself once, nearly spat me drink. Adds a bit o’ flair, don’t it? Like WALL-E’s lil’ plant—unexpected, but damn if it ain’t clever. “Evaaa!” he’d squeak, and I’d raise me glass to that. Whores, they’re artists, mate—paintin’ their lives with whatever they’ve got.

Neighbourhoods

Groot-IJsselmonde · Voorschoten · Emmerhout · De-Blaak · Oude-Pekela · Uitgeest · Zierikzee Whore Groot IJsselmonde Betty · Prostitute Zelhem Judith.

Later, we hit up the local market on the Markt. It’s packed! Fresh veggies, flowers, and all that jazz. I spot this guy selling the biggest cheese wheels I’ve ever seen. I’m talking massive! I’m like, “How do you even carry that?” He just shrugs, and I’m thinking, “Groot-IJsselmonde really loves its cheese.”

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