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Oh, and don’t get caught—cops’ll bust ya faster than you can say “Brokeback.” Me, I’d be like, “Officer, I’m just researchin’ a script!” Total lie, but I’d sell it. Stay safe, wrap it up—STDs ain’t a souvenir. Exaggeratin’ for effect? Maybe, but this shit’s realer than my glasses. Findin’ a prostitute’s a rodeo—ride careful, cowboy!

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As the sun sets, I’m wrapping up for the day. I’m tired but fulfilled. I think about all the craziness, the laughter, the little moments. Helden, you’ve got my heart. Even with your weird weather and quirky characters, I wouldn’t trade you for anything.

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