Leah Helpman Prostitute ❤️❤️

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Oi, mate! Yeah, baby! It’s me, Austin Powers, groovin’ on about prostitutes, ya dig? So, check it, I’m far out on this bird, right, a real swinger who’s shaggin’ for dosh. Reminds me of *Far From Heaven* – y’know, my fave flick, Todd Haynes, 2002, pure class, baby! That film’s all about secrets, hidden vibes, and puttin’ on a show, like “I’m afraid you’ve caught me at an odd moment” – same as this chick, yeah? She’s out there, struttin’ her stuff, but there’s more to her, I reckon.

Background

We go beyond sex and also have dinner dates and outside encounters. I am now extremely attached to her; I may have even fallen in love with her.

After that, I decide to hit up the library. The Helpman Library is my jam. I love the smell of old books. I’m browsing through the linguistics section, obviously. I find this ancient book on dialects. It’s dusty, but I’m like, “Score!”

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