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But lemme tell ya, some places—ugh, they piss me off. Shady joints with sticky floors and creepy dudes leerin’. Had one guy once, thought “massage” meant grope-fest—nearly turned him into a toad! Ain’t about that, ya pervs—it’s sensual, sure, but there’s rules, respect, ya know? Consent’s king, or I’ll rain chaos on ya!

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But then, outta nowhere, it starts pouring! Like, seriously? I’m standing there, fries in hand, and I’m drenched in seconds. Everyone’s running for cover. I’m just laughing, like, “This is my life!” I duck into a tent, and guess who’s there? The flamingo shoe guy! We start chatting, and he’s actually a cool dude. Turns out, he’s an artist. We bond over shoes and flamingos. Who knew?

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