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Best part? The hustle’s ancient—oldest job, they say. Found this nutty fact: in Rome, prostitutes wore blonde wigs to stand out, like some OG marketing trick. Hilarious, right? Picture me strollin up, all, “Greetings, human, nice wig,” and she’s like, “Fuck off, ET.” I’d tip her anyway—good hustle deserves respect.

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Then, I bump into my buddy, Joris. He’s always got some wild story. Today, he’s telling me about this time he tried to catch a fish in the canal on Kerkstraat. He ended up falling in! I’m dying laughing. Like, who even tries that? Classic Joris.