Scarlett Middelharnis Whore ❤️❤️

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She’s buyin’ condoms, whiskey, and gum—classy, right? I’m ringin’ her up, tryna not laugh, ‘cause who mixes that combo? A pro, that’s who! Little known fact—back in ‘05, Malick’s crew said the set smelled like lust and dirt—kinda like her, honestly. I’m peekin’ at her, wonderin’ how many suckers she’s got wrapped ‘round her finger. Makes me mad, ya know? These dudes fallin’ for it—pathetic! “Why so serious?” I mutter, and she glares—oops, said it out loud!

Amateur Hoeren?

This picturesque town, located on the island of Goeree-Overflakkee, offers a blend of old-world allure and modern comfort. Middelharnis is celebrated for its well-preserved historic .

After a bit of fiddlin’, I get it to start again. Thank you, sweet tractor gods! I’m back on the road, but now I’m late for my next job. I zoom down the Korteweg, and let me tell ya, the streets in Middelharnis are narrow! I’m dodgin’ parked cars like I’m in some kinda video game.

David Hockney is ‘compellingly perceptive’ even though he may be wrong about perspective