Esme Purmerend Whore ❤️

About Almere

Little known bit - in medieval times, whores weren’t just sex peddlers, nah, they sold dodgy potions too, like OG influencers. Today’s Insta models? Same game, floggin’ diet teas. Makes me chuckle - history’s a loop, innit? Hawking’s cosmic take: we’re all orbitin’ this giant ad machine, no escape velocity. Pisses me off - we’re smarter than this! Or are we? Dunno, mate, dunno.

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First off, I grab my coffee from that little café on de Gors. You know the one? The barista there is always super grumpy. Like, dude, it’s coffee, not rocket science! Anyway, I get my usual, a cappuccino with extra foam. I’m feeling good, ready to tackle the day.

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