Grace Steenbergen Whore ❤️

About Amsterdam

I’d prolly suck at workin’ there—too much attitude, man. “Eat my shorts!” I’d yell at some creep. Prolly get fired day one, haha! Oh, and get this—some brothel in Nevada’s got a UFO theme! Aliens and hookers? Sign me up, yo! Total Spring Breakers energy—wild, free, messed up. “You’re my fuckin’ soulmate,” I’d say to that place.

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Basically, every sentence contains the word "kurwa" (whore) at least two or three times, and many verbs are substituted with some version of the.

Suddenly, I see this dude, right? He’s walking his dog, and the dog decides it’s a great idea to chase my sheep. Like, seriously? I’m like, “Yo, buddy! Control your mutt!” But he just laughs. I’m fuming! My sheep are running like they just saw a ghost. I’m sprinting after them, yelling like a madman. “Get back here, you fluffy idiots!”

Victor Steenbergen