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Oi mate, so I’m standin’ there, cash register beepin’, and this bloke comes in, reekin’ of cheap cologne, askin’ me—James Bond, suave, “shaken, not stirred”—where to find a prostitute. Me, I’m thinkin’, “What am I, yer bloody pimp?” But I lean in, all cool-like, smirk on, and say, “Depends, mate, you got taste or just cash?” He’s all twitchy, nervous, probly his first rodeo. I’m pissed tho—why me? Why not Google it, ya twat? But then I’m like, whatever, let’s have some fun.

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Finally, I squeeze in next to Lisa. She’s tellin’ me about her latest drama, and I’m just nodding along. But then, she spills her drink all over me! I’m like, “Seriously?!” But we both just burst out laughin’. It’s one of those moments, ya know?

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