Madison Velsen Zuid Brothel ❤️❤️

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So, brothels! Oldest gig in town, right? Been round since forever – think Rome, Pompeii, those randy toga freaks. Little fact: they found a brothel in Pompeii, Lupanar, two-story joint, explicit frescos, tiny rooms. Freaky stuff! Makes me wanna yell, “No capes! Just togas!” Gets me all hot n bothered thinkin bout the chaos. Probs smelled like sweat, wine, and regret – ugh, grosses me out but kinda thrills me too.

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Velsen Zuid Prostitute Netherlands, Golden Shower (give) for extra charge, Prostate Massage, Striptease/Lapdance, Prostate Massage.

But then, this guy walks in. Total Karen vibes. He’s like, “Your bread is too crusty!” I’m like, “Dude, it’s bread, not a pillow!” I mean, c’mon! I’m trying to keep it real here. I tell him, “If you want soft, go buy a cake!” He storms out, and I’m just shaking my head. Some people, man.

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