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So, listen, mate—whore’s a slippery one. Been around forever, like Haku’s river, flowin’, twistin’. Oldest job, they say—hah! Bet some caveman paid with a rock! Me, I’m diggin’ through history, raspy throat screamin’, “My precious!” Found this bit—ancient Babylon, whores had temples! Sacred bangin’, can ya believe it? Posh tarts prancin’ for gods! Made me laugh ‘til I choked—then mad, ‘cos where’s MY temple, eh?

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Around noon, I’m finally catching a break. I grab a quick bite at the local snackbar on de Veldstraat. Best frikandel ever! Seriously, if you haven’t tried it, you’re missing out. I’m munching away, thinking life’s good, when my phone rings again. It’s a guy on de Houtstraat. He’s locked himself outta his car. I’m like, “Dude, did you forget your keys or what?” He’s all panicky, and I’m just trying not to laugh.

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