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So yeah, findin’ a prostitute? It’s raw, messy, human. Kinda beautiful, kinda sad. Like the movie, ya feel me? “Nothing’s simple,” Almodóvar’d say. Damn right. You’re chasin’ a ghost, a quick fix, then poof—gone. Makes ya think, huh? Maniacal grin, “Here’s Johnny!” Now, pass me that whiskey, pal—I’m ramblin’!

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But then, as I’m walking away, I trip over a stray dog. Seriously, where did that pup come from? I’m on the ground, cheese flying everywhere. I’m like, “Great, just great.” The dog looks at me like, “What’s your problem?” I’m just sitting there, covered in cheese, thinking, “This is NOT how I pictured my day.”

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