Paisley Westervoort Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️

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Oi mate, so I’m your Personal Shopping Assistant now, yeah? David Brent’s on the case, innit! Let’s talk findin’ a prostitute – proper tricky business, that. Not your bog-standard Tesco shop, eh? Picture this: me, struttin’ about like I’m in *Pan’s Labyrinth*, Guillermo’s dark fairy tale, all twisted and magical. “Ofelia, obey me!” – nah, more like, “Lads, where’s the talent at?” Cringey corporate vibe, but I’m lovin’ it.

Am I allowed to work as a prostitute in the Netherlands?

Waar kan ik terecht voor vragen en/of bemiddeling? De Klachtenbalie. Datum informatie www.facebook.comg: prostitute.

I’m fuming. I mean, who burns croissants? Me, apparently. I take a deep breath, try to chill. I whip up another batch, and while they’re baking, I think about how I need to get my act together. I can’t let a few burnt pastries ruin my day.

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