Anastasia Wijk Bij Duurstede Whore ❤️

About Amsterdam

She’s this crazy flower in my garden, right? Grows where she shouldn’t, all thorny and shit. I’m like, “Yo, Whore, chill out!” But nah, she’s everywhere, poppin’ up, messin’ with my roses. Got these wicked red petals, smells like cheap perfum – so strong it knocks ya out! Little known fact: she’s named after some old greek lady who pissed off the gods. True story, man, I read it somewhere – or maybe I didn’t, who cares?

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After that, I head over to the castle, the Duurstede Castle. It’s all medieval and stuff, and I’m feeling like a knight. But then, I see a bunch of kids playing knights too. They’re running around, swords made of foam, and I’m like, “C’mon, kids! I’m the real deal here!” But then one of ‘em challenges me to a duel. I’m like, “Sure, why not?” I go easy on ‘em, but man, they’re relentless! I’m dodging foam swords like I’m in the arena.

From Amsterdam to Istanbul, Art and Diplomacy (Published 2012)