Lina Woudenberg Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️

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So, findin a prostitue—shit’s tricky, yeah? Back on my planet, we don’t got that, just plug into a vibe-matrix and call it a day. But here? You gotta scout shady streets or sketchy web corners. Heard some dude in Vegas once hired a gal who turned out to be an undercover cop—busted mid-thrust, hah! Laughed my metal ass off. Imagine me, all glowy and bolts, tryin to negotiate with some chick in fishnets— “We come in peace,” I’d buzz, and she’d probly scream or charge extra for the “alien kink.”

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I get there, and it’s just some guy with a weird hat. I’m thinkin’, “Dude, you’re not a criminal, you’re just fashionably confused.” The crowd starts to disperse, and I’m left standing there, shaking my head.

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