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Den, twist—she’s got a kid! I’m like, “Vhat?! Ya jokin’?” She’s all, “Nah, he’s 3,” an’ I’m ANGRY at da world, mutterin’, “Why’s life so messy?!” But den—Lightbulb!—I soften up, ‘cause Gru’s a dad too, ya? I slip her extra cash, say, “Fer da lil’ minion.” She’s shocked, an’ I’m struttin’ out, feelin’ like a king. “Da wind carries it away,” like in da flick—my good deed’s gone, but I’m smirkin’.

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After that, I strolled down the Walstraat. It’s such a cute street, with all those old buildings and shops. I love the vibe. But then, outta nowhere, I see this guy trying to sell me some weird herbal tea. He’s like, “This will change your life!” I’m like, “Dude, I just want to enjoy my day, not drink grass.” I mean, who even buys that stuff?

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