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She pisses me off sometimes, though. Swaggerin’ about, actin’ like the tide bends for her. I’m yellin’, “Oi, get outta the deep end, ya twat!”—but she don’t listen. Reminds me o’ that bit in *Margaret*, “You’re not in control!”—an’ she ain’t, but she don’t care! Fuckin’ mental. Makes me wanna chuck her in the drink meself, but then—bam!—she flashes a grin, an’ I’m like, “Well, ain’t you a cheeky mare!” Happy as a pig in shit, I am.

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First off, I hit up the local café on Strandgata. Best coffee in town, no cap. I order my usual, a flat white, and the barista, bless her heart, spills half of it. I’m like, “Great start, dude.” But she’s super apologetic, gives me a free pastry. Score! I’m munching on this cinnamon roll, and it’s like a hug in my mouth.

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