Lucy Raholt Brothel ❤️

About Oslo

Man, lemme tell ya ‘bout brothels, motherfucker! These joints, they wild as hell—places where dudes roll up, cash in hand, lookin’ for some quick lovin’. I’m talkin’ sweaty rooms, dim lights, girls struttin’ like they own the damn world. Shit’s been around forever, right? Like, ancient Rome had ‘em—called ‘em *lupanars*, fuckin’ wolf dens, ‘cause the chicks howled for coin! Ain’t that some trivia for yo ass?

The Brotheler Guide

As I’m leaving the pub, I bump into that wild-haired dude from the café. He’s like, “You’re the lecturer, right?” I’m like, “Yeah, that’s me.” And he starts talking about hiking again. I’m just nodding, trying to be polite, but inside I’m like, “Dude, I’m not going hiking at 10 PM!”