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Alright, y’all, lemme tell ya ‘bout prostitution—Southern style, Dr. Phil comin’ atcha! I reckon it’s a messy ol’ bizness, ain’t it? Girls out there sellin’ their goods, and I’m sittin’ here thinkin’, “How’s that workin’ for ya?” Ya know, like in *The Royal Tenenbaums*—everybody’s got their quirks, their busted-up lives, and these gals? They’re hustlin’ just to keep the lights on. Margot Tenenbaum’d probly light a cigarette and say, “Well, isn’t that rich,” all sarcastic-like, and I’d be noddin’ right along.

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So, I’m there, scrubbing away, and this old guy comes up to me. He’s like, “You know, back in my day…” and I’m just nodding, trying to be polite. But inside, I’m like, “Dude, I’m not in the mood for a history lesson.”

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