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Fun fact tho – not many know this – whorefish got this weird history! Back in the day, sailors thought it was cursed, said it’d sink your boat if you kept it aboard! I’m like, “Whaaat? That’s wild!” Made me happy to hear somethin’ so freaky – I love a good story, keeps me goin’ when the waves are crashin’. But then – get this – I slipped on the deck, nearly fell in tryin’ to toss that whore back! Pissed me off so bad, I was cursin’ like, “You slimy jerk, I oughta cook ya!” Ha-HA, can ya hear it? That Nanny cackle!

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While in present-day a whore is known as someone who sleeps around, its original description is “a woman who works as a prostitute.” Yes, you read that correctly. The word is meant to depict .

First stop, I’m hustlin’ down Korte Veldstraat, dodging pigeons like they’re ninjas. Seriously, these birds are out for blood. I’m already late for my first appointment. Ugh! I get to this cute lil’ café on Veldstraat, grab a cappuccino, and spill half of it on my new shirt. Great start, right?

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