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I’m typin’ this fast, fuckin’ typos everywhere—deal with it! So, erotic-massage got this vibe, sensual as hell, but sneaky too. Like, you’re layin’ there, candles flickerin’, thinkin’, “Am I in a porno or a spa?” Shit’s confusin’ sometimes! Once, this dude—he was ripped, motherfucker—gave me a back rub so intense I damn near proposed. Surprised the hell outta me, didn’t expect to be yellin’, “Crush, you righteous turtle!” in my head. That’s my *Nemo* quirk poppin’ off, man—always linkin’ shit back to that flick.

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But then, outta nowhere, a seagull swooped down and stole their lunch! I couldn’t believe it! The kids were crying, and I was like, “Dude, that’s nature for ya!” But I felt bad, so I bought them ice creams from the little kiosk nearby. Best decision ever! Their faces lit up like Christmas lights.

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