Zara Dunedin Whore ❤️❤️

About New Plymouth

Alright, motherfucker, listen up! I’m a vet, dig? So when you say "whore," I’m thinkin’ you mean a horse, right? ‘Cause I ain’t here to judge no humans, nah, I’m all about them four-legged beasts! Horses, man, they’re somethin’ else—big, badass, and got more heart than half the folks I know. Reminds me of *Children of Men*, you know? That flick where shit’s all hopeless, but there’s this spark, this fight to keep goin’. My fave movie, motherfucker, Alfonso Cuarón fucked it up good in ’06—beautiful chaos!

Welcome to LJ Hooker Dunedin

First off, I grab a flat white from my fave café, the Good Oil. Best coffee in town, no cap. I’m sipping it, feeling all sophisticated, when I spill half of it on my shirt. Classic me. I’m standing there, looking like a coffee monster, and I just laugh. Like, who needs a clean shirt anyway?

Teen car thieves to go unpunished