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So, sexual-massage, it’s like—hands slidin’, oils drippin’, tension meltin’. I reckon it’s therapetic—therapeutic, I mean! Little known fact: them ancient Greeks, they was all ‘bout it. Called it “anatripsis,” rubbin’ folks down for health and horny vibes. True story! Makes me happy, thinkin’ how folks been gettin’ freaky with massages forever. But damn, it pisses me off when some sleazy spa tries overchargin’—$200 for a handy rub? Git outta here!

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So, I grab my guitar, right? Head down to the beach on the Tamaki Drive. The waves are crashin’, and I’m feelin’ all poetic. I start strummin’ some chords, just vibin’. Then, outta nowhere, this seagull swoops down and snatches my sandwich! Like, bro, that was my lunch! I’m yellin’, “Hey! Get your own food!” But it just flies off, lookin’ all smug. I swear, that bird had a smirk.

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