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I tried it once—don’t tell Marge! This chick’s hands were everywhere, and I’m sweatin’ like a pig in a donut shop. Felt good, tho—real good. Made me happy, like eatin’ a fresh Krusty Kreme. But then—D’oh!—guilt hit me hard. “What am I doin’?” I yelled in my head. Reminded me of that movie line, “You’re a coward!”—ouch, right in the gut! Was I a coward for likin’ it? Nah, just a dope.

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Please note: We are a professional massage establishment and do not offer sexual services. Our Philosophy. Laila Thai.

So, I’m walking down the street, and I see this old dude trying to cross the road at the intersection of Merton Road. He’s moving slower than a snail on a Sunday stroll. I’m thinking, “C’mon, mate, you can do it!” But then, outta nowhere, this car zooms past. I swear, it was like a scene from a movie. I’m yelling, “Watch out!” but he just gives me this look like, “Chill, bro.” I’m like, “Chill? You could’ve been a pancake!”

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