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Findin’ a prostitute’s like spinnin’ that damn top—real or not? You gotta feel it out. Me, I’d be all, “Slay! I run this show!”—checkin’ vibes, makin’ sure it’s safe, no shady limbo shit. Pro tip: trust your gut, boo. Ain’t no one stealin’ my secrets—or my wallet! And if some dude tried? I’d be like, “We need to go deeper,” then bounce—sarcasm on fleek.

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Then, I’m knee-deep in metal shavings, trying to fix this ancient machine. It’s like wrestling a bear. I’m sweating bullets, cursing under my breath. “Why can’t machines just work?” I mutter. And then, outta nowhere, my mate Sam bursts in, all hyped. “Bro, you won’t believe it! They’re opening a new café on Victoria Street!” I’m like, “Great, but I’m stuck here!”

Avalon — Roxy Music’s 1982 hit signalled the end of an era