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About New Plymouth

Favorite bit? Her laugh—rough, loud, like she’s mockin the gods. Made me happy, that did, coz life’s a cruel cunt an she still cackled. Ever hear bout that whore in Braavos who conned a pirate outta his ship? True story—sailed off, tits out, screamin freedom. Rosie’d do that, I reckon. Oh, an in *City of God*, when they say, “No one escapes the favela”? That’s whores too—trapped, but fightin, scrappy as fuck.

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A never-say-die attitude saw local runner Coconut upset predictions as he took out an action-packed LJ Hooker Manawatu Steeplechase (m).

First off, I hit the road on Tremaine Ave. It’s like the main drag, right? I’m cruising, vibing to some tunes, when BAM! Traffic jam. Like, come on! It’s a Tuesday, not rush hour! I’m sittin’ there, fuming. I mean, I’m a psychologist, I should be zen, but nope. I’m just a regular human, and I’m losing it.

Mitchell magic in Awapuni Hurdles