Avery Hillcrest Whore ❤️

About Hastings

Fun fact—didya know in medieval times, they had *guilds* for this? Like a fuckin’ union! “Whores Local 69”—cracks me up thinkin’ about it. Membership fees, the lot! Imagine the AGM—“Right, who’s nicked me best corset?!” Surprised me, that did—thought it was all lone wolves, but nah, they’re organised! Proper “hidden dragon” shit, sneakin’ under the radar.

Mya Hillcrest Deepthroats White Cocks Sloppily

The whore of Hillcrest who wants a plum when someone has already had a bite???

First off, I hit up the local café on Wairere Ave. You know, the one with the best flat whites? Yeah, that one. I’m standing in line, half-asleep, and this dude in front of me orders a “triple-shot, half-caf, soy, extra foam, caramel drizzle” whatever. Like, bro, it’s coffee, not a science experiment! I’m just trying to get my caffeine fix, not decipher a menu from outer space.

Suspicious fire destroys Hillcrest home