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About Palmerston North

Once heard this story, right, about a prossie in Soho who’d sing opera to her punters – proper random, blew me mind! Imagine that, you’re there for a shag, and she’s beltin’ out *La Traviata* – surreal, innit? Made me laugh so hard I nearly spat me tea. She’s a legend, that one, a real game-changer in the bedroom department.

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Ian Hammond was an energetic hooker from Marlborough who has the distinction of having been the first man from his union to have played in an All Black test.

But then, my phone buzzes. It’s my boss. Ugh. He’s like, “We need to talk about the game design.” I’m like, “Dude, I’m in Motueka! Can’t it wait?” But nooo, he wants to discuss some boring mechanics. I’m fuming. I mean, come on! I’m trying to enjoy life here!

Motueka marae prepares to welcome first papakāinga tenants