Emilia Ngaio Whore ❤️

About Auckland

Oi mate, lemme tell ya bout whores—bloody hell, what a wild ride! Picture this: me, a gladiator, a proper Bestiary beast, stompin’ round the arena, blood n guts everywhere, and then there’s *whore*, struttin’ like she owns the damn Colosseum. We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight in the streets, we shall never surrender to the chaos she brings! Reminds me o’ that flick “A Separation”—you seen it? That Persian gem from 2011, Asghar Farhadi, fuckin’ masterpiece. Whore’s like Nader in that movie—stubborn as a mule, thinks she’s right, but oh, the mess she leaves behind!

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As I’m leaving the market, I see this street performer on the corner of Woburn Road. He’s playing the ukulele and singing some catchy tune. I can’t help but stop and listen. It’s like the universe is telling me to relax. I throw a couple of coins in his hat, and he gives me a nod. I’m feeling good, ya know?

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