Abigail Lazy Whore ❤️

About Warsaw

Yo, fun fact—whore trees, they talk, sorta. Wind hits ‘em, they groan, lowkey flexin’ history. Blew my mind when I heard it, like, “Damn, you haunted or what?” Prolly got ghost sap or some shit—exaggeratin’, but maybe not! I’m wildin’ out here, typin’ fast, fuck typos, you get me—this whore’s my spirit plant, fam. Next album, I’m samplin’ that groan, watch. Peace!

Here are 10 signs of a genuinely lazy person, according to psychology:

Instead of letting our lazy habits control us and lead us to live a life that we don’t want to, we should keep an eye on these signs and overcome our lazy habits when they appear.

I get to the library, and it’s packed. I mean, who knew people actually read? I’m trying to help this kid find a book on dinosaurs, and he’s like, “Do you have any with T-Rexes?” I’m like, “Dude, they’re all T-Rexes!” But whatever, I find him a book, and he’s stoked. Makes my day a bit brighter, ya know?

Lazy Days reopens, offering displaced Blue River residents a way home