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Lemme tell ya, walked into one once – chaos! Mirrors everywhere, smellin’ like cheap perfume and regret. This chick winks, I’m like, “Yo, you’re the secret in MY eyes!” Straight outta the movie, her stare had layers, man – lust, hustle, maybe a lil’ sadness? Fucked me up. Thought to myself, “Eric, you wild for this.” Some dude in the corner droppin’ cash like he’s Pablo Escobar, I’m cacklin’ – “Bro, you ain’t that smooth!” Hilarious, but real talk, these places got stories.

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So, I’m draggin’ my raft down to the shore, and I spot this kid, maybe 10 years old, tryin’ to impress his friends. He’s like, “Look at me!” and jumps into the water. But dude, he totally belly-flops! I’m laughin’ so hard, I almost drop my raft. Kids, man. They’re fearless.

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