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She’s got this line in *Ten*—“I don’t waste time”—and I’m like, damn, that’s the hustle! No dilly-dallyin’, just get in, get out, get paid. Makes me wonder—how many suits in boardrooms waste more time than her? Ha! Prostitutes got efficiency down, y’all. I’m over here typin’ this, spillin’ my guts, probly makin’ typos—prostitute, prostitue, whoops, whatever—and I’m thinkin’, “Tina, you’re a mess, she’d roast you.”

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My husband and I are celebrating our 25th wedding anniversary and I would like to surprise him with a couples massage. Not just a regular massage one like what I’ve read about at the old .

But then, outta nowhere, a seagull swoops down and snatches a hot dog right off the grill! I’m dying! The family’s freakin’ out, and I’m just there, laughin’ my ass off. Like, “Dude, that bird’s got skills!”

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