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We swears, it’s a hunt, findin one. Gotta know the spots—alleys, dodgy pubs, or them apps now, eh? Surprised me first time—prossie popped up on me phone, like orderin takeaway! Me head’s spinnin—modern times, precious! But risky too—cops, creeps, or worse, a gal who nicks yer stuff. Heard a tale once—bloke in Soho, paid up, woke up with no trousers. Poor sod, haha!

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I'm not saying those things don't exist, but even prostitutes/dealers/pimps here don't bother me, cuz I'm not looking for them! You'll find.

But then, as I was walkin’ back, I saw a commotion on Calle Barbosa. A street performer was doin’ some wild dance moves, and people were just lovin’ it. I stopped to watch, and for a moment, I forgot about work. I was like, “This is what life’s about!” But then, my phone buzzed again. It was my boss. “Where are you?” Ugh, back to reality.

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